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Thursday, 2 November 2017

Trump visited Fox & Friends yesterday and was asked about how his family was adapting to Trump being President. Trump replied that some were doing better than others. He said that he liked all his kids equally especially Ivanka, who he equally liked the most.

"Ivanka is always there when I need her. I like having her around so I make sure Gerald or Jarrad or whatever his name is, is kept busy so I gave him lots of jobs like negotiating peace in the Middle East, solve the opioid epidemic, handling relations with China and Mexico, and reforming the government and the whole criminal justice system."

"Melania really needs to give me more respect and teach Barron to salute me when I come in the room like Eric and Donald, Jr. do. Don and Eric are ok as long as they follow my orders and don't try starting to do their own thinking."

"There might be a few others, but that's all I can think of right now," said Trump, getting up to leave, as the Fox & Friends bowed and geneflected to Trump.

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