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Wednesday, 25 October 2017

Here is my recipe for Stuffed Dotard With Orange Sauce:

1 large dotard, about 250 pounds*
1 Twitter account
1-2 quarts orange hair dye

Drench the top of the dotard with the orange hair dye. Wait 20 minutes for it to set. Dress the dotard in a conventional suit, or in traditional golf attire, with a cap that says "Make America Great Again." Heat the dotard up with a message on twitter, or on any other social media, or news media. Repeat as often as necessary until the dotard begins to puff up and emit steam.
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* Dotards can be hard to find these days. I have a source in the United States.

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