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Sunday, 13 August 2017

image for Dear Mr. President: Sit Down, Be Humble Please take your seat Mr. President

Nyet. Nyet. No, no, Mr. President. Here is a message you can understand.

"Sit down, be humble. Sit down, be humble."

Will you hear the message? Let's hope so. A president who cannot expressly condemn white supremacy needs to hear the message.

"Sit down, be humble. Sit down, be humble."

A president who threatens nuclear war in an improvised statement about North Korea needs to hear the message.

"Sit down, be humble. Sit down, be humble."

A president who encourages police brutality needs to hear the message.

"Sit down, be humble. Sit down, be humble."

A president who encourages Russia's interference in our elections needs to hear the message.

"Sit down, be humble. Sit down, be humble."

A president who ignores climate change needs to hear the message.

"Sit down, be humble. Sit down, be humble."

Wicked or weakness, no matter. Hold up, Mr. President and take your seat. Please. Make America great again by stepping down. Heads are nodding in agreement everywhere.

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