Written by susan allen-rosario
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Saturday, 5 August 2017

How am I supposed to get on with my life?

I don't know what to do here…I have this tattoo, ok. I want to finish it but I can't…so help me out.

I tried to research my family crests or coat of arms or some shit but not a single site can agree on what they should look like… might have looked like…bottom line,

I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE!!!

Someone suggested I use a series of ones and zeros. I drew a picture of what that might look like and it was terrifying. It looked like a railroad track dismembered by a horrible event…or a well planned one.

I DON'T CARE!!!

At the doctors office the medical assistant asked me what the lily was for…
I said I wasn't sure, yet.

"All I remember is that…no, that was a movie I saw as an infant."

I read about people who drill holes in their head for added insite/insight into past and present things that influence what we do when we are wasted, not thinking or trying to prove absolutely nothing.

Maybe I could do one of those bar code things that they put on all the stuff you buy including that
crap they place next to the check out counter that you REALLY need…another pair of poorly engineered toe nail clippers that when used break into 400 pieces… or a hand held puzzle toy you can do while driving a car or school bus.

PERHAPS I SHOULD WAIT UNTIL I CAN RECOGNIZE MY OWN COUNTRY BEFORE I MAKE A DECISION.

I could go to the bar across the street and let the people there vote on what I should do.
I would, but crossing the street by my house is too dangerous.

Morons trying to do hand held puzzles in crosswalks while cutting their toenails…
I could get hit by one of those 400 pieces.

What does it all mean?

Don't ask me, I can't even design a tattoo.

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