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Friday, 12 May 2017

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TiVo
2 Circle Star Way
San Carlos, CA 94070

May 11th 2017


El Presidente Donaldo Juan Trump
La Casa Blanca
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington D.C. 20050


Dear SEŇOR SUPREME Presidente Trump,

This is to confirm our oral contract of May 9th, 2017, where our corporation agrees to pay $25,000.00 to the Trump Foundation for each mention of our trademark name TiVo by your Supreme Self.

I look forward to a sustained and mutually profitable relationship for the next eight years. I stand ready to take your call 24/7. By the way, I am a six-handicap golfer.

Most cordially yours,

Thomas Carson
TiVo President and CEO

cc: Steve Bannon

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