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Thursday, 13 April 2017

image for Trump Family Takes Over London The Trumps agreed that the British Museum was too cold, dark, and drafty. And the exhibits were too old and needed updating.

The Trump Family, who arrived from the United States yesterday, have already begun to infuriate the British people.

"First it was when that "First Daughter" (who now wants to be called the "Daughter Royal") Ivanka, called the local cuisine "crap" and insisted that all her food be imported from Parisian restaurants across the border in France while she was in Britain. Then when Trump thought Guy Fawkes had to be a King since he had a day named for him shows how much they disregarded our history.

When Prince Harry took Donald Trump, Jr. out to show him the London clubs, all Don, Jr. would say that was that London was way behind New York.

And that was all in their first few hours! Stay tuned for more of the Trumps in Britain!

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