Written by Ace Ventura
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Tags: Drugs, Kids, Stupid

Thursday, 3 May 2007

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Everyone has heard of the drugs for kids who are dumb, stupid and can't focus. But what about those kids who over-acheive? Nerds? Geeks? Chess Club? What about them?!

Well thanks to the newly created Boredwell Foundation, after the late Rupert J. Boredwell, there is an answer.

The Boredwell Foundation works for the smart kids who just want to fit in thus creating their new drug "The Gaye" (named after infamous President of the Boredwell Foundation I. M. Gaye). The Gaye holds enough chemicals to kill your brain cells as having a bowling ball being repeatedly bounced on your head and watching four days of non-stop TV!

Test Subjects for the drug range from Stephen Hawking JR to this reporter's love child Ace Barton. Bill Gates JR entered the test room with his jeans up high, a pocket protector 4000 (Available from any of your Nerd Stores i.e Sears), wearing in his white freshly pressed shirt and thick coke bottle glasses taped up his hair slicked back with axle grease. He came out with his jeans hanging low his shirt stained with ink, a cigarette behind his ear and his glasses shattered.

"Whoaaa Man I need a joint." was his quote. Congratulations Mr Gates a chip of the old block!

The Gaye is being tested in the smartest town in America Kansas City. Wait isn't that the dumbest town? My apologies Washington D.C. after the nuclear bombs go off I'll be writing to you!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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