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Sunday, 12 February 2017

January 20, 2017. Can't believe the size of the crowd IT'S JUST AWESOME! #impotus

January 21, 2017. Media got it wrong again must have been a million people there just ask the security detail #impotus

February 22, 2017, Associated Press: "The streets of London were clogged with tens of thousands of people protesting the visit of President Trump." Many many more than that and they were welcoming not protesting #impotus

March 19, 2017, Associated Press: "Venezuela rocked by food riots." Not true not true all those people were celebrating my victory over crooked hillary #impotus

April 24, 2017, Associated Press: "Security forces battle extremists in Islamabad. At least fifty taken hostage. Pakistani defense minister blames Israel and threatens nuclear first strike." Had to be more than 50 just look at the pics. Were many many more than that cheering for me at inauguration #impotus

May 13, 2017, Associated Press: "New outbreak of Zika virus in South America. Millions at risk." Way way less than that no way that many people live in south america #impotus

June 29, 2017, Associated Press: "Severe drought threatens famine for many in North Africa, creates new flood of migrants headed for Eurozone." That's what walls are for you ninnies.

July 4, 2017, Associated Press: "A category five hurricane devastated the Gulf Coast this morning, leaving more than one million homeless." Had to be way way more than that just one more indication that media can't count #impotus

August 9, 2017, Associated Press: "More than two hundred thousand women march on capitol to protest President's misogynistic policies." Nuts to that I counted only 8 thats less than number of letters in misoginous #impotus

September 14, 2017, Associated Press:
"More than three hundred thousand take to streets to protest loss of medical care with repeal of Affordable Care Act." Take another look I saw only 7 #impotus

October 31, 2017, Associated Press: "Hundreds surround White House wearing scary Trump masks." Haha wait until they bite into the candies we handed out #impotus

November 15, 2017, Associated Press: "Congressional Budget Office predicts trillion dollar increase in deficit as result of President's policies." They got it backward deficit actually went down a trillion they should try counting on their fingers #impotus

December 25, 2017, Associated Press: "Pope blesses crowd of fifty thousand in St. Peter's Square." Was only 49,999 #impotus

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