After years of research and a constant stream of psychotic experiences in the pub, Perry & Terry share what pisses them off.
People who major in all the arts but can't draw the curtains.
Critics who never complain after a blowjob.
The humble accountant. They must count for something.
When horses are called stupid names like "Transsexual" and you are forced to place an each way bet.
That people who check their emails at libraries are either over 80 years old or cheating on their partner.
Animal shelters that leave livestock out in all weathers.
Parking at the London Palladium…What a performance?
PMT sufferers that lose their temper because it's all the rage.
Famous dyslexics that receive lots of letters but usually in the wrong order.
Smokers who may die if they don't quit. Stay away from the light.
Randy druids that should be a Shaman of themselves.
Children who are described as being as 'bright as a button' but their intelligence hangs from a thread.