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Sunday, 18 December 2016

image for Trump Will Provide Classes at New Trump University for New Cabinet Members to Learn about Their Posts New Energy Secretary Rick Perry said that the classes helped him remember the name of his department.

Washington, DC President-Elect Donald Trump graciously offered "deep-pocket discounts" to all his new Cabinet members to take classes at his New Trump University in order to learn about their new Cabinet posts.

"I found it very beneficial" said new Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke. "I learned a lot. Who knew the Interior Department would have anything to do with trees and things like that? I always thought interior meant it was probably something to do with mines or something" said Zinke.

"I never even knew we had an atmosphere. And I found out the 'E' in EPA stands for environment, whatever that is" added new EPA head Scott Pruitt.

Even though Trump insisted the classes were free, Cabinet members grumbled about having to give New Trump University officials their credit card numbers and afterward kept grumbling about "strange charges" on their cards that started appearing shortly thereafter.

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