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Saturday, 15 October 2016

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Many of the U.S. Presidents have had memorable quotes, such as John F. Kennedy's "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." Franklin Roosevelt's "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" is one of FDR's most famous.

If Trump ever becomes President, here are a few of his most memorable quotes:

"There Was Blood Coming Out of Her Wherever"

"And he referred to my hands--'if they're small, something else must be small.' I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee."

"You know, it really doesn't matter what the media write as long as you've got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass."

"I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."

"The beauty of me is that I'm very rich."

"I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

"Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything."

"Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything."

These quotes were all publicly spoken.

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