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Saturday, 10 September 2016

image for Is It Politically Correct to Swallow a Live Frog? "Don't even THINK about swallowing me. Or you'll be sorry."

No, no, a thousand times NO, say frogs. And most people would probably agree.

But, sadly, magician David Blaine must have missed the memo, since his performance at a Google retreat included coughing up a live frog and then -- ugh -- swallowing it again. Good grief, wouldn't you think this would be an inappropriate performance for the Google crowd?

In any case, the furious frog who was subjected to the swallowing indignity reported, "It was a horrible experience. Definitely one of the worst of my life."

The frog went on to speculate about Blaine's upbringing. "I mean, c'mon, didn't his mom teach him that swallowing live frogs was a no-no? Like, not cool at all!"

As he hopped off to go take a shower, the frog gave his parting thoughts on the matter: "Ribbet, ribbet, ribbet......."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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