Ode to the little turd who wouldn't be flushed!
Oh little turd, of all the millions and zillions of turds that have existed in the world even in my lifetime, why oh why were you the one that refused to be flushed?
Little turd,You are not all that much different from the rest...a little smaller, a little rounder and yes quite nice in texture but little turd, why you?
Little turd, what made you want so much to be noticed...was it just to be relevant, to be important in your own right? What was it that made you endure flush after flush after flush and even after toilet paper was put on top of you...you still endured and floated to the top! You are special little turd. Your endurance is beyond understanding, your grit and bravery is to be admired and praised.
So little Turd, you have earned the right to have the "T" in your name capitalized and your memory immortalized! When this ode is published you will go down in history as the only turd actually recognized by mankind. Little Turd, you will now be on the internet forever.....along with...all the other shit!