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Monday, 30 May 2016

"It all started with me" stated the mid teenage kid with frosted tips known as the garb.
"It started out as just a simple joke band, but has now become far more than a way of life for me" he continued to say. 90's boy bands. A phenomenon that left us a little more than a decade ago, yet its prepubescent frosted tip teenage vibes still somehow linger with us up to this very day.
"Mistake! Ha, I think not" were the final words the garb left us with in our very rushed interview before gelling up his spiked hair, and heading out to get his weekly spray tan.
The only question is, will this mistaken "joke" leave us with more than a dent in the music industry, but possibly a surge in puka shell necklaces and spray tan products.
Only time will tell.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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