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Sunday, 24 April 2016

image for Kim Jon-Un Edges Out Putin for Biggest Asshole Leader Award Two former winners congratulating each other.

In an annual poll taken by Jerk Magazine, the dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong-Un, has beaten out three-time winner Vladimir Putin as the leader who was the biggest asshole in 2015.

"Although there were many contenders as usual, Kim Jong-Un was the hands-down winner this year, what with his nuclear threats and missile tests and labor camps and Putin actually doing something people like this year by fighting Isis," spoke a Jerk Magazine representative.

"Of course, there were a lot of contenders, as usual. Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe, Syria's Bashar al-Ashad, and Iran's Ali Kha, among others. But Kim Jong-Un really had no competition to speak of this year."

"It's been awhile since the US has been in contention-since the Bush years. But if Trump makes it, the US will once again be in major contention!" explained the Jerk representative.

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