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Monday, 11 April 2016

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There is to be a new category in Next Years Oscar Academy Awards. It is called the "I am My Body" Award.

And it will go the the actors who can most successfully convince audiences that they are their bodies and nothing much else. "You are your bodies", sheeple. Believe it.

Possible recipients of the first award are:
FEMALE: Liza Minelli, Cate Blanchett, Susan Sarandon, Nicole Kidman, Helen Mirren, Kate Winslet, Penelope Cruz, Charlotte Rampling. (Rampling favourite with Cruz a close second).
Male: Richard Gere, Matt Damon, Bruce Willis, Sean Bean, Bradley Cooper, Christian Bale, Nicolas Cage, Mel Gibson, Robert Downey Junior, Will Smith, Woody Harrelson, Jim Carey, Tom Hanks. (Hanks likely to be favourite with Harrelson a close second).

In Music ...It's a toss-up, so to speak, between Tom Jones and Mick Jagger.


Posthumous Awards
are likely to go to;
(1) Male: John Wayne or Lee Marvin.
(2) Female: Marilyn Monroe or Jayne Russell.

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