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Wednesday, 3 February 2016

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Jaggedone's CIA news flashes (from under his raincoat) live and uncensored!

Latest news flashing in from UN HQ!

"Syrian Peace talks suspended because UN members were seen crawling out of President Assad's rear end and the shock was too much for rebels who declined to lick his butt too!!"

Millions of Syrian refugees were not asked their opinion, they were too busy walking barefoot to Germany & Sweden, luckily not the UK, it's too cold to swim there at this time of year and there are no ancient French fishing boats available either, British SAS troops sunk them all!

Exclusive from Iowa! Trump conglomeration, 03.02. 2016

Donald Trump wants a recount of the Iowa election because he believes Cruz is a fraud! However, he has no chance of getting a recount because it is accepted in US politics that every candidate is a fraud, so what's he going on about?

The US presidential election circus continues and any candidate telling the truth will be banned from the circus, yet another Trump demand because the truth just cannot be told in politics!

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