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Sunday, 31 January 2016

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Bill Gates has been invited to talk about his fabulous life on Desert Island Discs an ancient BBC 4 radio programme and divulge to the world his favourite top ten songs, and here they are exclusively for you:

1) Money - Pink Floyd (what else?)

2) How much is that doggy in the WINDOW? - (Gates heard this as a nipper and the rest is history)

3) Tainted Love - Soft Cell (not in a gay way he was handed the micro)

4) Money, Money, Money - Abba (Bill loves Swedish crispbread too)

5) I am the walrus - Apple records (Dedicate to Steve Jobs)

6) If I were a rich man - Topol from Fiddler on the roof (Bill fiddled in the garage not on the roof, but the message was very poignant)

7) No woman no cry - Bob Marley (dedicated to all African women who he attempted to sterilise)

8) When will I be famous - Bros (Bills message to all losers)

9) Walk on the wild side - Lou Reed (Bills message to transexuals who love his SOFT cell)

10) Always look on the bright side of life - Monty Python (Bills message to all competitors who he destroyed on the way to becoming the world's richest man, YAHOO!)

The world I am sure will be very happy with Bill's choice of music and it promises to be very interesting listening to how a Nerd turned into the world's most powerful man after Donald Trump!

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