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Sunday, 22 April 2007

I rarely refer to a woman as a "bitch". The only time I do so is when the woman desperately deserves it.

I was at my health club last year lifting some free weights when I noticed a young woman in her early 20's (half my age) wearing a skin-tight bodysuit that was at least a size too small. She had very large breasts, her nipples were pointing out and her cleavage left little to the imagination. Not to mention that her crotch was noticeably wet. She saw me looking at her.

"What are YOU looking at?" she asked me in a condescending tone.

I sat there dumbfounded for a moment before I said, "Your TITS! For Christ's sake everyone in here is lookin at 'em! You could wear a sweatshirt or something if you don't want guys looking at 'em!"

Fortunately for me all the steroid-induced body builders laughed. Some came up and gave me a high-five. The girl looked at me hatefully then stormed out. I never saw her there again.

I am sure she has done this before and most guys would have simply cowered and meekly said "nuthin". I am not most guys.

There are other times when I would call a woman a bitch but I shall save that for another article.

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