Written by walter
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Tags: Death, life

Friday, 20 November 2015

In physics, energy can be transferred or converted to kinetic, radiant, elastic, thermal or chemical energy, but it cannot be created or destroyed.

Benjamin Franklin, born 1706, before his discovery, believed that 'clouds formed over the ocean had more electricity than clouds formed over the land; therefore, when these two clouds came close enough to one anther, the different charges had to equalize, producing lightening seen in the sky'.

Now, if we read the small portion of remaining texts of a scripture, already destroyed by the first raid of the Arab ISIS, 635 A.D., we learn that some wise men of ancient Persia had made the same conclusion. They believed that the Aqua Goddess, named Tashtar, taking various forms such as 15-year boy or a bull, would go to Farak-kart sea to fetch water to land. On her way back, she has always been challenged by the desert devil. The result: lightning and the winner has been Persian Aqua Goddess.

Now, we understand that Aqua Goddess was not simple fantasy; it was a discovery similar but much earlier than Benjamin Franklin's discovery. The first ISIS of the time, 635 A.D., raided Persian. Won their war and beheaded men and took Persian young females and boys as sex booties and sold them in slave markets or taken for personal use, exactly like what recent ISIS has done to Izedis in Middle East. Thus the scientific search for Naturalim was terminated and let the ISIS mentality prevail.

Ralph Waldo Emerson, (1803 - 1882), in his Essay called Nature says Nature consists of four parts: Commodity; Beauty; Language; and Discipline."

Emerson's definition of language is not fully supported by linguists of today. According to them, language might have come to existence on 'Bow-wow theories (which) suggest that the first human languages developed as onomatopoeia, imitations of natural sounds' etc. If it is true, we are in fact imitating the language of Nature.

Language is based on conventional symbols. Many animals can talk, in a way. The instrument to talk, in humans, is called voice box, vocal cords. Then it is up to our ear to interpret the vibrations such as thunder or else, so thunder is the language of an entity called Nature.

Since energy is indestructible, during death process it needs to be siphoned into, say, another container. Up to now, we are told that after death our soul rises to heaven. Is soul energy or not? To us death is the worst horrible thing that can happen to us. What if death is a new form of energy unknown to physicists? Of course, religion gives us such a lovely picture of after-life soul that conducting research on a new form of energy, herein I call Après la vie, becomes redundant.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

51 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more