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Wednesday, 16 September 2015

According to the papers criticised by the following link, Jeremy Corbyn doesn't just ride any bicycle...

He rides a CHAIRMAN MAO BICYCLE!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.thenational.scot/politics/his-chairman-mao-like-bicycle-right-wing-press-loses-the-plot-as-jeremy-corbyn-hits-out-at-poverty-deniers.7645

White supremacist tabloid-believers across the entire civilised world, from Land's End to John O'Groats, are up in arms about this.

But I'm going to tell you a few more similar 'guilty by association' headlines that will come up in the next few days:

Pope Francis Becomes Radical Islamist!

Mad cleric panders to jihadists at Istanbul mosque, claims building is also part of Christian history!


Valery Gergiev Conducting Shameless Artistic Entryism!!!

Elitist Russian opera figure from leading former Soviet Union country has a literally MAHOOOOSIVE moustache... just like you-know-who!


Japanese Premier Shinzo Abe in Imperialist Food Shocker!

Chav selfie by Eastern leader shows him eating sushi that was the absolute favourite dish of Mr Tojo!

Canon Welby Embraces Gay Agenda!

Dodgy Cleric invites activist for talks, claims the non-heterosexual community are children of God too! Is the leader of the Anglican Communion going over to the other side at last?

Liberal Muslim Cleric Promotes Transgender Extremism!

Revisionist lmam Allowed The Kinks' Lola to be played at cousin's wedding party... worst of BOTH worlds!

New Professor Emeritus at Cambridge is a Descendant of Victorian Nutjob Charles Galton!

Unconvincing ivory tower charlatan claims modern day Darwinism has nothing to do with eugenics!

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