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Friday, 31 July 2015

"Escort" Services-

A whore by any other name is just a whore. Call girls, prostitutes, hookers, etc., their all the same, although rates may vary according to how respectful, or slutty, the particular title is that they use. But no matter what their title is, they screw 25 guys a day so wear a condom.

It's always funny to see a guy fall in love with a whore, thinking he's her only boyfriend. And she plays the part so she can milk the sucker for all he's worth -- and more. These chicks get a bad rap. Not all hookers are scummy sluts -- just 99.9% are. The rest are almost worthy of respect, with wits and class to match their tits and ass. Some are Ivy League educated with professional career day jobs to supplement their nightly blow jobs.

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