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Friday, 31 July 2015

Washer & Dryer- These appliances usually come in pairs, and are standard features in most homes. But if you're not rich you have to use the machines at the nearest laundromat. Despite its technological prowess the modern washing machine is still no match for the crusty shit caked on a pair of dirty underwear. Only the human touch can cleanse such filth.

Air Conditioner- Widely used in hot climates, this combination fan and refrigerator is another appliance that was invented with good intentions but had bad results. Men hate them because women aren't forced to dress half-naked on a hot day. Women like them because they aren't forced to smell the body odor of sweaty men on a hot day.

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