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Friday, 5 June 2015

image for Oops! I'm Running Again (for Rick Perry) Oops! I'm running again, and now I got game!!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oops! I'm running again
You'd better believe I'm in this to win
Oh baby
It might seem like a rush
But you know I'm serious
'Cause I grew up in Texas
Where you know we hate taxes.
Oh baby, baby

Oops, I'm running again
I played with your heart and refused Medicaid
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you know that I'm real
That I'm sent from above
And full of Christian zeal.

You see my problem is this
I'm really dumb as dogshit
In spite of these glasses
I cry, remembering that day
When I flubbed that question in so many ways
But to lose all my senses
That is so typically not me!
Oh baby, not me!

Oops, I'm running again
From the Loon Star State which just might secede
Oh baby, baby
Oops, I think I'll succeed
With these really cool glasses
To appeal to the masses.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

"All aboard"
"Rick, before you go, there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, it's functional? But wait a minute, isn't this?"
"Yeah, yes it is"
"But I thought I left that on a stage in 2012"
"Well baby, I went down and got it for you"
"Aww, you shouldn't have"
("I know! I know!")

Oops, I'm running again
I'm in this to win, 'cause now I got game
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think that I'm dense
That I ain't got no sense
That I'm . . . . um . . . .

Oops, I'm running again
I'm well rested now, with hair that won't stop
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think that I'll lose
But just watch me schmooze
I just might surprise you.

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