WritingGuy has admitted to sources this morning that he has discovered his special area. He released a statement this morning to explain:
Hello friends and fan. I have a shocking and horrific revelation to make. I have just now discovered my special area. I honestly didn't know it was there. It all started a few weeks ago when I found TheSpoof.com. I began to write many articles, and visited the site many times a day. On one particular day, I discovered a wonderous panel on the right side of my writers desk marked "Your Special Area". I couldn't help but click on my special area, stroking it with my mouse repeatedly. Now I simply can't stop caressing it. I have become obsessed with my special area. I ask myself, is my special area as big as everyone elses? Is everyone's special area square, and to the right? My special area is white, if I were black, would my special area be black too? And would it be bigger?
Then, last Wednesday, April 11th, my writers desk page refused to load, consequently, I couldn't get my special area up. Stroking and clicking didn't work anymore. I tried visiting Viagara.com, and Levitra.net, all to no avail. I must've work the old chap out. Luckily he was back up and running by Thursday.
Now that I've discovered it, I hope that my writing will improve.
P.S. My special area is "banging". Heehee....
WritingGuy's psychiatrist has let the press know that WritingGuy was only off of his medication for a short period of time- apparently long enough to release this statement - but that he is currently back on it safely.
Long live LSD!