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Saturday, 28 March 2015

image for White Power morons march in Manchester! We hoped they had all been blown to oblivion, obviously not!

Now in a city normally divided by red and blue, a bunch of Nazi skinheads thought it would be prudent to introduce a slightly paler colour to the place by marching through the city claiming White Power is not dead!

Please excuse me if I am wrong, but we are now in 2015 and not 1966, etc. We live in a multi-culti world that has been enhanced by Asian, African, Arabian, etc, ethnic minorities integrating into Northern European countries and making the place more colourful, interesting and generally (OK, Islamic terrorists everybody detests and rightfully so) much better!

The reason for these skinhead imbeciles dressed in bovver boots and bomber jackets being allowed to infect the city center of Manchester is obvious, free speech for everyone. However, is free speech allowed when it perpetrates and discriminates hatred against fellow citizens because of their colour? The police and politicians seem to believe so because they're a bunch of hypocrites too!

Jurassic dinosaurs were blown away by a comet that hit the planet millions of years ago, but it seems some survived, especially the predator type. The genetic leftovers of these beasts has obviously infested the minds of such White Power morons and they are determined to become immortal and constantly live in a Jurassic age!

What I would suggest is that an army of Neanderthals, originating from the deserts of Ethiopia, be re-created, arm them with ancient clubs and let them beat the 2 peas left in the brains of these clowns to pulp (he's from Manchester too) and rid the planet of these sick imbeciles once and for all!

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