"The ONLY question we have is - whether ONLY brain damaged people watch it - OR -the show causes it?" said Dr. Moishe Pipick -head of The Worldwide Neurological Center in Berne, Switzerland.
He continued:"The evidence is absolutely conclusive - these folks either come to the show part nutsy -or are driven that way - probably it's a combo effect!"
"Another amazing finding is that when put through behavioral analysis like -you know -the ones that showed how Chimps will keep pushing the lever for Cocaine instead of food -these "Price is Right" freakos preferred shopping and bling titillation more than life ITSELF!"
"Well Doctor,"asked one of the Institute's Scientists -what are your recommendations ?"
Dr. Pipick replied "Watch them closely! - Neuter them all! - and consider Euthanasia!
Drew Carey also weighed in: "I have stopped puking everyday at the thought of hosting this show for crap crazed morons - I no longer think of killing myself and have accepted the fact that i sold my soul for money -and i just think of the gorgeous hookers waiting for me every night"