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Monday, 16 February 2015

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Mona Bona, political correspondent for Sade Media, gives her take on Chris Christie's actions which forced a plane to land due to no toiler paper.

Well - the man who gives new meaning to "The Bully Pulpit" has done it again! He's moved on from 'Bridgegate' to 'Toiletpapergate!'

His private jet (courtesy of The koch Bros.) was en route to Iowa where Christie is now known as 'The Hog lovin Man' (he has been there so much) WHEN after taking a huge dump in the lavatory he realized there was no toilet paper and when he summoned the stewardess she mad the discovery that indeed the plane had no toilet paper!

He went absolutely berserko and when i offered some napkins he went absolutely nuts and ordered us to make a forced landing in a corn field in Hogrump, Iowa.

Christie was delivered a roll of TP by a four wheel drive vehicle and when the TP turned out to be a cheap brand he sent the Pig Farmer, Merle Muck back to town to get him some Charmin.

This guy is a fat fcking loony bully and he's through in Iowa!

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