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Tuesday, 27 January 2015

Well she has surfaced again and, with her Prosthetic Eye Cam, has produced another amazing candid expose of a celebrity client. Here is her story.

I never planned on releasing the video of my strange sexual encounter with Rush Limbaugh (strange, even for me) but now I hope it sheds some light on this malignant human being.

Rush requested that I tie a rope around his neck and loop the other end around his down-belows and then he stood on top of a ladder (which he brought with him) - and then looped the rope up to a special climbing piton he screwed into the ceiling. And then he took three Oxycotins!

I started to "relieve his stress" - and that right before he reached his peak he would jump off the ladder - pulling hard on that rope - and that as soon "it" happened, I was to swing him back on the ladder.

As you can see in the video he really got off in a spectacular demonstration of what he called Kung Fu Kum!

He said it was a method used by ancient Chinese mystics - and that the Buddah and Lao Tzu both believed it was a way of reaching total Enlightenment.

Well - he sure enlightened me! He almost blew my head off!

Anyway. I just thought given how many people worship this maggot they deserved to know his deviate nature!

And please don't try this at home - unless you're a Rush Limbaugh fan.

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