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Wednesday, 24 December 2014

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Sexy chat farmers: Phone:

Who's a dirty farmer?
000 4312a
My Big end has gone on Massive Ferguson
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Coupling muck spreaders
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Fertiliser fun
000 4314a
Your turn in the barrel
000 4315a
Silage (uncensored):
Putting it about
000 4316a


Close coupling
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Draw bar dynamics
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Jug sizes (metric)
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Deep ploughing
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You must be 65 yrs old or over to call. Average call length 15 mins. Lines open Monday to Friday 06.00 to 24.00. If you phone outside these times a dirty farmer will not answer but you may still be charged. Calls are charged at £12.00 per second. Average call cost £8000. All our farm models are over 18 yrs old or over. Records kept at 13 Westminster Palace WC16.

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