Dis year I have been busy saving the world again. My friend and fellow tax exile Sir Bob let me sing on Band Aid again. So that I could start in my new mission to eradicate Ebola. I think I will have this all cured by Christmas, but I will be promoting my other things as well.
I now have a rival, Russell Brand, who thinks he can be the saviour of the world. He can't there is only one savior of the world and dat is me, Bono. I suspect that agents of brand were behind the attempts on my life this past couple of months. I shall me seeking to eradicate Russell Brand. There is only one brand and that is Brand Bono!
I am going to be spending the festive season on a private island with Richard Branson. But fear not, I shall of course make a Christmas Day message for you all.
I have big plans for next year. I Bono am going to write a book and it will outsell Russell Brand's book. Because it will be by me Bono.
Happy Bonomas and a Bonotastic new year to U2.
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