Ms. Hillary Rodham Clinton (aka HRC) addressed the annual WDC yesterday, blue eyes flashing.
Her candidacy is just about wrapped up, she stated, in the sense of publicly announcing what everyone already knows.
She will be running for president through 2024 and beyond if possible.
If FDR could run more than twice, why not HRC?
This line brought sustained, loud applause, and shouts of "Hillaree! Hillaree!"
As to her upcoming Secretary of State, that would be Victoria Nuland, of "F*ck the EU" renown from last spring.
Ms. Nuland's policy on the Ukraine led on to mob action against elected officials, caused Crimea to bolt over to Russia, ignited civil war, plus tightened NATO around Russia.
Of course Russia was not pleased.
"But what do we mean by domination?" Ms. Clinton asked, eyelids snapping.
At this point she cast out her right arm in a circling motion, saying it was essential the US keep the world armed and ready for action.
"We must protect world peace."
Next, in the spirit of bi-partisan unity, Karl Rove is a strong contender for Secretary of Defense.
Mr. Rove favors military bases throughout the globe as well as garrisons and patrols in outer space.
He also supports expansion of Disneyland, McDonalds, and Raymonds Casinos into Iraq and elsewhere, starting in downtown Baghdad.
As for Israel, a plan to re-locate all Palestinians into squatter camps in Iran, in exchange for not bombing Iran's nuclear facilities, is under study.
Elsewhere a few boots on the ground maybe.
The basic idea: let proxies do the fighting and exterminate each other.
The result: reconstruction opportunities are expanding for the West.
Munitions industries are thriving.
As to the XL pipeline--
She paused at the rostrum and a deep silence took the hall.
The silence deepened.
She would have more to say on these later, if she decided to run for office.
For now, she said, anyone breaking the law obviously knows iron bars are a possibility.
Plus detention camps in the high desert.
On the pipeline, Americans have always been realists, and in these dangerous times should not stop now.
Is Pipelineistan still relevant?
And has it been for decades?
Now, on Bill the former president, he would be "first gentleman" versus "first lady."
"And by damn he'd better be!"
Thunderous applause, foot stamping, and renewed shouts of "Hillaree! Hillaree!" accompanied Ms. Clinton as she retired from the rostrum.