I, ET McCrone have tried to persuade you, gentle voters, to support my project to become PrezMinister of the USUK. I have beg, proposed and lured you with my ingenious ideas like the Dental dam across the Lake, my Lincoln-Elizabeth Tunnel across the Atlantic and other brilliant schemes. I have told you my story of rising up as an elevlift operator from Liverpool through nyc to Tucson, az. Thus my clever campaign slogan, ET McCrone, Low Class in Two Lands. . . Going Up!
However after reading about the amount of money necessary to run, never mind, win a campaign for such lofty offices as PM and USPrez, I have realized that this project is not about ideas, inspiration, values or past achievements. . . it's about coldhardcash!
That is why I, ET McCrone have changed my campaign website from ietmccronegoingup!.com to coldhardcash!.com. Pounds, Euros, Dollars if you must should be sent forth with in preferably huge bundles!
Help your old lift operator to raise the cash to reunite the colonizers with the colonies. We'll all be gggoooiiinnnggg uuuuppppp with McCrone if only you'll just send in the moola!