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Thursday, 4 September 2014

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Are you feeling left out of the action? Is the world passing you by without you being able to make any kind of difference? Are you full of discontent with the political situation in America but have neither the time nor the inclination to delve into the relevant issues to find out what's really going on?

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(Warning: Side effects may include extreme narrowing of vision and alienation from friends and family members. Discontinue use if veins pop in your eyeballs.)

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