Are you feeling left out of the action? Is the world passing you by without you being able to make any kind of difference? Are you full of discontent with the political situation in America but have neither the time nor the inclination to delve into the relevant issues to find out what's really going on?
Well, fear not! The solution is at hand.
VITRIOL (reg. trademark) from BS Laboratories can give you a voice that demands to be heard!
VITRIOL works by increasing bile production in the liver and stimulating activity in the portion of the brain known as the amygdala (or reptile brain) while, at the same time, suppressing activity in those areas of the brain devoted to higher thinking functions.
Just take one tiny pill every morning and you'll be motivated to travel to the Texas border to scream obscenities at undocumented refugee children in person! VITRIOL is what folks like Rush Limbaugh use to get themselves going each day and it's available now to people just like you!
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(Warning: Side effects may include extreme narrowing of vision and alienation from friends and family members. Discontinue use if veins pop in your eyeballs.)