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Sunday, 31 August 2014

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Here is the TV schedule for Channel 6 this evening.

4.00. Lesbian Racing
From Ascot.

6.00. Jurassic Countdown
Can the contestants solve the conundrum before a T-Rex devours Rachel Riley?

6.30. Come Dine With ME
The four chronic fatigue sufferers try to have dinner together. Who will fall asleep first?

7.00. The Best Videos From the Internet
Chris Moyles introduces a series of hilarious videos he has found on the internet, in the cheapest programme on television.

7.30. War Wars
Jeremy Clarkson introduces the documentary series that pits wars against each other to try to find out the best war of all time. This week it's the Crimean versus the Spanish Civil.

8.00. CCTV Live
In an attempt to improve the security of town centres throughout the UK, viewers are invited to spot crimes as they happen live on CCTV. Tonight, Basildon and Runcorn.

9.00. Monopoly Finals: Live from Zurich
The finals of the international competition of the well known board game. Who will end up in jail? Who will pass Go? Presented by Nicholas Parsons.

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