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Saturday, 23 August 2014

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This Weeks Top 20 Hollywood Movies.
1. It's Okay to Murder Dark People.
2. Killing the Innocent is Fun.
3. How to Kill a Thousand People Before You Get The Bad Guy.
4. Teenage Terrorist Nympho on Speed.
5. Terror And Sex Part 12.
6. Terror Stalks The White House at Night.
7. A Blonde Swedish Terrorist with Big Tits in New York... at Night.
8. The Tibetan Monk Terrorist.
9. War on Terriers.
10. How I Got Richer on Terrorism.
11. A Bomb for Christmas.
12. Frightened to Death.
13. The Peeping Tom Tapes Part 7.
14. Another Bomb for Christmas.
15. Evil Cavemen of Iraq.
16. America Invaded.
17. Terror in Space.
18. Vampires of The Ukraine.
19. Russian Vampire.
20. Head Hunters of Syria.

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