Much has been spoken about the ugly spat between James Anderson and Ravindra Jadeja during the 1st Test match at Trent Bridge. Apparently, Jadeja's bat had a secret mic, that recorded the entire conversation. Wondering how the bat had a mic? Well, it belongs to Sir Ravindra Jadeja. Not just a mic, it may also have weapons for all we know.
Here's what really happened (and by really happened, we mean didn't actually happen at all because I'm making this up for laughs):
Jadeja: Yes, cry baby.
Anderson: What did you have for breakfast?
Anderson: What? Is he here too?
Jadeja: Damn! Anyway, why are you wasting time? Go bowl.
Anderson: Why do they call you, sir?
Jadeja: Because of my supernatural powers.
Anderson: Why? What do you have that I don't have?
Jadeja: Mustache, to begin with.
Anderson: That even I can grow. I have talent, you can't grow talent.
Jadeja: But I can take a loan from Rohit Sharma.
Anderson: Can't argue much there.
Jadeja: This Test match is boring. Want to play Truth or Dare?
Anderson: Why not!
Jadeja: Ok, I'll ask a question, if you answer wrong, you have to choose whether you want Truth or Dare.
Anderson: Ok, go ahead.
Jadeja: There is 1 ball left and 14 runs to win. No no-ball or wide is bowled. How can the team win?
Anderson: Umm. Some sort of Penalty or D/L method?
Jadeja: Haha, idiot. No. A dot-ball.
Jadeja: I didn't say which team wins in the question, did I? See, you English are so dumb.
Anderson. Damn. Ok fine. I choose dare.
Jadeja: Retire from Test cricket.
Anderson: F**K YOU!
Anderson: F**KKKKK YOUUUUU!
Jadeja: Not able to hear you.
Anderson: *pushes* F**K OFF!
Jadeja: Ok, enough evidence to get you banned.