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Saturday, 19 July 2014

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Much has been spoken about the ugly spat between James Anderson and Ravindra Jadeja during the 1st Test match at Trent Bridge. Apparently, Jadeja's bat had a secret mic, that recorded the entire conversation. Wondering how the bat had a mic? Well, it belongs to Sir Ravindra Jadeja. Not just a mic, it may also have weapons for all we know.

Here's what really happened (and by really happened, we mean didn't actually happen at all because I'm making this up for laughs):

Anderson: SIR.

Jadeja: Yes, cry baby.

Anderson: What did you have for breakfast?

Jadeja: Uthappa.

Anderson: What? Is he here too?

Jadeja: Damn! Anyway, why are you wasting time? Go bowl.

Anderson: Why do they call you, sir?

Jadeja: Because of my supernatural powers.

Anderson: Why? What do you have that I don't have?

Jadeja: Mustache, to begin with.

Anderson: That even I can grow. I have talent, you can't grow talent.

Jadeja: But I can take a loan from Rohit Sharma.

Anderson: Can't argue much there.

Jadeja: This Test match is boring. Want to play Truth or Dare?

Anderson: Why not!

Jadeja: Ok, I'll ask a question, if you answer wrong, you have to choose whether you want Truth or Dare.

Anderson: Ok, go ahead.

Jadeja: There is 1 ball left and 14 runs to win. No no-ball or wide is bowled. How can the team win?

Anderson: Umm. Some sort of Penalty or D/L method?

Jadeja: Haha, idiot. No. A dot-ball.

Anderson: Err...

Jadeja: I didn't say which team wins in the question, did I? See, you English are so dumb.

Anderson. Damn. Ok fine. I choose dare.

Jadeja: Retire from Test cricket.

Anderson: F**K YOU!

Jadeja: What?

Anderson: F**KKKKK YOUUUUU!

Jadeja: Not able to hear you.

Anderson: *pushes* F**K OFF!

Jadeja: Ok, enough evidence to get you banned.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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