Did you know that America is on the wrong path? Republicans and Democrats force-feed agendas with one-sided talking points and mean-spirited drivel. Politicians today can't seem to walk past a live camera without delivering an absurd fabrication meant to injure the other Party. Hillary Clinton wore goggles at Wellesley, and purchased a shoe collection from Imelda Marcos on Ebay. Did you know Jeb Bush was adopted? His father, a crack-addicted homeless guy, sold him for a one-way bus ticket to New York City. No matter how crazy it sounds, it must be true because someone said it on the boob tube.
Sensationalism wins. Democratic Gubernatorial Candidate, Wendy Davis, dodges deadly tornado to give birth in a storm shelter underneath Waco. Ted Cruz, recently stripped of Canadian citizenship, sneaks back into US camouflaged in a cocaine smuggler's Exon tanker.
Political Satirist, J.S. Shaw, goes to any lengths to get published and submits this tasteless, political fabrication to prove it. Politics is a dirty business.