Pyongyang, North Korea Rotund leader of North Korea Kim Jong Un, after completing his tap dance lesson, went to continue his in-depth interview with Dennis Rodman as his interpreter.
"I wanted to clear up another misconception about me. I hardly play video games anymore except for Grand Theft Auto. I wish the media would stop portraying me as a spoiled brat who always gets his own way or I'm going to really get mad!! And you don't want to see that!" said the portly dictator.
At this point the interviewer had to stop because Kim had started holding his breath and was turning blue.
As soon as he regained his composure, Kim again started talking about having people punished for having Western DVDs and other products. "We are just trying to protect them from evil influences. It is for their own good."
After a 15 minute monologue about how it was up to him to protect his people and how hard it all was for him, Kim left for his piano lesson and the interview was over.