I. S. Wallow Asks:
Dear Auntie Jean, I am sitting in my best clothes in wet mud in a torrential downpour in the garden. Normally despite being an otherwise intelligent human being, I ask my mother whether or not to come in out of the rain.
My mother tells me I have no common sense. I have a horrific cough and what seems to be pneumonia. My mother is not speaking to me so will not tell me either to come into the house or stay out in the garden.
Will you tell me where to go?
Auntie Jean replies:
Stay out in the rain.