Written by Tom Taylor

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Wednesday, 28 March 2007

It was reported that Frank Lampard would play in the England qualifier despite his sore hand.

Then lots of famous people said he shouldn't play because he's crap.

Then it was reported that his sore hand meant he couldn't play in the qualifier.

Sore hand - can't kick a ball. Makes perfect sense.

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