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Monday, 14 April 2014

Where oh where do I start with this review?

First of all I think the writer of this book is obviously "having a laugh" at our, the readers - expense.

Secondly, who on earth would buy this book?

I did.

I own a clothes shop, we sell suits, nice suits, but sales have been down, I didn't know if it was due to our opening hours (2.00 am - 4.00 am - Wednesdays only), my sales staff (a mute dwarf named Kevin) or possibly the fact that I allow a wild and untamed tiger to wander around the store.

In the end I decided my lack of business was due to our dummies and mannequins (if you want to be fancy).

So, maybe yoga was the answer - but it really wasn't - I put the dummies in the positions advised by this book and they just broke.

Waste of money.

Hopefully my next venture, a tanning salon in Kenya will prove more successful.

A Twat - Book Reviewer.

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