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Wednesday, 28 March 2007

Bathroom wall graffiti blown in sent from every corner of the globe during the blustery month of March:

Cricket Kills!

Bush Kills! Gonzalez Tortures!

Gonzalez Tortures and Fires!

Rove Kills,Tortures,Fires and Hides!

I Found Rove in a Bathroom Stall!

Roves Sucks! Rove Blows!

I Told You He Hides in Stalls!

Walter Reed Stalls Crawl with Maryland Crabs!

Sunnis Shiite All Over Iraq!

Shiite Lands All Over Sunni's!

Large Kurds Turn Shiite Into Sunnis!

For a Good Prez Don't call 1-800-BUSHITS

NCAA Pool Winners Pick cherries!

Red Sux Building for 2080!

Oh Obama won't you cry fo' me,
I come from Gamma Gamma
With Bill Clinton on my knee

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