Written by D P Whitehead

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Friday, 4 April 2014

This book bears no resemblance to the movie starring Australian actor Russell Crowe!

That said, I would be interested if Crowe, in his role as Noah, wanted to make room on his Ark for kangaroos, wallabies and Koala bears; as I saw none board the ark in the movie.

As an Australian he should really have insisted.

Also, and this is just an observation, did he get a massive discount at Petsmart? Because he should have: he must have spent a fortune on food, seed and toys for all those bored animals.

All in all a fun read, a bit excessive by the God character to flood the earth, but I guess he must have been having a hissy fit.

A Twat. Book Reviewer.

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