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Tuesday, 1 April 2014

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10 Riding on a horse has similar moves but the horse may not know what you're doing up there.

9. If you have a big butt, be careful you don't clear the floor!

8 Do not attempt if you have artificial hip or knee.

7. Check for "Wet Floor" signs.

6. Look around and be sure Kim Kardashian is not dancing there.

5. If you're a guy and it makes you feel gay, just do something else.

4. If there is a Big Gay Guy there don't twerk too close.

3. Maybe you should have chosen something better than a skating rink for your Twerking Party.

2. Don't fall for that line, "Hi, I'm John and I'm a proctologist. Just shopping."

1. If you hear a familiar voice at the door saying, "If my daughter's in there, I'll twerk her booty with my boot all the way home", RUN!

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