Well we have been married two months today and I have been wanting to discuss something with you but couldn't do it in person or on the telephone since the government bugs everything, including e-mails.
It's a little embarrassing but I was wondering if when you and dad got married did he want to have sex all the time?
I can understand most nights but not all the time.
I love Billy Joe but he will not leave me alone to cook or if we go out he fondles me under the table and some other people could tell.
If I'm putting clothes in the washing machine or dryer he comes up behind me and bumps me on the rump.
We can't even go to see a movie as the usher asked us to leave. At least no one who knew us was there.
Please write and tell me how to cool him off a little or maybe a lot.
PS: I'm sorry about my writing being so shaky but..you know!
-Janet and B-B-Billy Joe.