This is a book I simply could not put down, due entirely to the fact that I was involved in a rather unfortunate sexual bondage role play game involving 234 rolls of sticky tape.
And a goat.
However, once I managed to remove the goat from my apartment I did read the book.
There are many words I could use to describe this book, fantastic, great, superb, remarkable, outstanding, stupendous, thrilling, exciting, brilliant, a must read, awesome, unbelievable, gripping, erotic, blockbuster, entertaining, complex, easy read, classic, a work of art, genius, mind boggling or spectacular.
However, I only need one word.
A Twat. Book Reviewer.