Written by D P Whitehead

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Saturday, 22 March 2014

This book was a little too deep for my liking. As a shallow sort of guy I was a little out of my depth.

As I read it my heart sank as I plunged into a depression.

I do not like to whale, and I am not fishing for compliments, but this was oceans worse than my book, Seven Leagues Under the Sea.

Anyway, I hope that in the years to come Miss Verne writes other books, she is a talented writer and she should thank cod she has books published.

I myself, have haddock it with the writing business. I know my plaice.

A Twat. Book Reviewer.

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