A Twat wishes his postman would ring once! Many a time A Twat have missed letters and packages because he is too LAZY to ring the doorbell...and he hates A Twat's pack of rottweilers that A Twat allows to roam around in A Twat's yard.
A Twat suggests that A Twat's postman read this book and consider ringing at least once in future!
A Twat liked this book and A Twat has today decided to refer to himself in the third person.
A Twat hopes that you do not find this annoying, but quite frankly, he doesn't give a damn.
A Twat. Book Reviewer.