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My wife and I know we have to make a
few sacrifices for our marriage to work,
but the animal shelter people are
beginning to get a little suspicious.
When my wife and I first met, she didn't
like me much because I'm almost 40 years
older than she is. But I eventually won
her over, partially because I've got such
devilish charm, and partially because she
REALLY wanted to stay in this country.
One bad thing about working for yourself
is if you call in and say your grandmother
died, you know you're just making it up.
I realize drinking isn't the answer
to all of life's problems, but it
sure does a great job at solving
that "sex with unattractive wife" one.